09:52

You've just given me a boner, I hope you are proud. Now I have to go get some tissues to fap.

13:50

Now you're giving me that look, right now, look like I fingerbanged your cat.

21:22

To quote The Clash, should I stay or should I rock the casbah?

10:35

I handled the fuck out of that shit.

12:41

“You’re totally into me –still,” he tells her. “Oh please!” she responds.

11:52

Oh, I know that look. That's the look that shrivels me testes.

22:52

- she's highly emotional, that one. - all the good ones are.

23:53

what if I say I'm not like the others?

23:12

yeah, well, when you commit to something, you're supposed to stick with it

15:52

my father never said much either and i thought i'd be different, but i guess i'm not.

15:32

the talking and the fucking go hand in hand

00:47

people think i'm insane because i'm frowning all the time

00:37

wine is fine, but whisky is quicker

00:32

Bob Dylan - If you see her, say hello [ebbemunk.dk](s)

17:34

it was the best of times. if only someone had told me.

13:19

You can't always get what you want / But if you try sometimes you might find / You get what you need

01:37

best of luck in all your future endeavours

00:30

(to grow the fuck up already)

00:29

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